Worst thing that ever happened during sex

My girlfriend was giving me a blow job after a night of drinking and when I came in her mouth, she suddenly puked all over my cock.

My BF was licking me out and I was real wet when all of a sudden my period started and he had blood all over his face . Sorry….

I met a guy in a bar and we really hit it off so I went back to his place. We ended up naked and he was fucking me like a porn star. After a while he rammed his cock inside me so hard I started pissing myself and couldn’t stop. His cock and the sheets were soaked in piss. I was so embarrassed I couldn’t wait to leave.

I was licking this girls pussy and she asked me to finger her asshole at the same time so I did. Pulled my finger out and it was covered in shit.

I was fucking this girl one night. We had been out for dinner earlier and eaten some weird shit which tasted like puke. Anyway we had a few drinks afterwards and it was all good.
So we are having a blast and after a bit of missionary, she gets on top of me and is riding me to heaven when suddenly I hear her stomach gurgling. She stops and as she's getting off me, her ass explodes and she shit all over my cock and the bed and everything. Its as the worst thing I ever saw and the smell was making me want to puke.