Payphones that ring

As you can tell I love to masturbate but who doesn't. I go around and collect payphone numbers and call them in hopes of a female picking up. I've actually met girls in person numerous times just to jack for them and more than once I got a helping hand and mouth. If I get lucky it usually goes something like this. She picks up. ME/ Heeeyyyy Susan I called earlier twice and no answer I thought you gave a bad number but anyways I can't wait to jack for you like we talked about online last night and by the way since I don't know what you look like how do I know I'm not just jacking for a stranger( then I laugh nervously and state ) Holy shit that's on my to do list just like watching a guy jack off in person was on your to do list(laugh). anyway she either bites and believes or calls your bs and hangs up.I've left videos and pics of me jacking for females to find when I have them on the phone. ME/ hello I left your mOney and items behind the vending machine next to the payphone get the envelope and then we will talk money. HER/ (usually omg or nice) is this you? Anyways it's all good if your into jacking for the ladies like I am. Remember to be quick and witty.