Reply: This is My Story and I'm Sticking to It

I was in NYC working around the UN building and I met this really hot babe. She was some kind of Middle Eastern chick At first I thought she was Israeli because she was so outgoing a friendly but no, it turns out she was Arab - they're really all the same, really,  those people from the Sand Pile - turns out her dad was some kind of high-up muckity muck at their embassy, the Lord High Sheik Yer Bouti or whatever, and here she was out on the street, she'd ditched her burka and shaked her security detail and was looking for a good time.
We ended up at my place and it was like fucking a dozen Penthouse Pets on Spanish Fly. I mean, it was like she’d already broke so many levels of taboo- like, totally haraam, right? - and now she was in bed naked with a farangi so for her it was like Christmas, Easter, Fourth of July and Halloween all at the same time. She was totally beautiful – nice round tits, curves that didn’t quit, totally shaved bald down there and when I plugged in she’d go totally epileptic, started cumming immediately and she’d only stop to go down on me and suck like her life depended on it. She was doin’ it all, totally lettin’ go, making up for a lifetime of suppression, right? We did it in bed, in the shower, with her upside down bent over the back of the sofa – everything and anything was on limits.
Turns out this Arab chick I made it with was some kind of high-ranking Princess Royal over there, and her people had somehow found out all about what had gone down, and now there was a serious international diplomatic political shitstorm, and I was somehow in the middle of it all. The whole balance of power over there in the Middle East was about to go off the rails, and according to these two Federal suits, it was all my fault. I mean, pussy always brings trouble, right? but this was ridiculous.
Federal Agent Bitch Lips went on: according to their traditions over there, the Royal Princess was going to be brought out in this big fucking ceremony, made to kneel in shame, and – get this – they were going to bring out on a silver tray the chopped off member of the foreigner who had defiled their royal fucking bitch princess and she was going to have to EAT IT in front of the entire royal family and the entire fucking country on their national TV,
I said right away, “That shit isn’t going to happen. I don’t care if the whole fucking Middle East goes up in flames, there is no way on God’s Green Earth you guys are getting your hands on my old John Thomas.”
“Oh, you don’t have to worry, that’s not why we’re here,” Miss Bitch Lips said. “Our plan is to go to the morgue and get a penis off a recently deceased homeless person – we just have to inspect your member, take accurate measurements and everything to make sure we can properly replicate, when we send over what they’ll think is the offending appendage, for their ceremony.”
Her sidekick, Special Agent Nerd Nuts spoke up: “Your country, and the fate of the entire free world – millions of lives – depend on it.”
What happened next was I’m standing there with my trousers down around my ankles, and Federal Agent Bitch lips is examining Little Elvis, and Agent Nerd Nuts is taking pics with this sophisticated electronic camera. I mean, she’s down on her knees inches from my one-eyed monster, she’s got blue rubber gloves on and she’s holding my shaft out like it’s a prize tuna, holding up a ruler and it’s like her face is in the frame with the photos that Nerd Nuts is clicking away up close, saying, “Wait a minute, hold it, lets make sure we get it all in there, OK now the dorsal side. OK now the underside, hold it up, that’s it.”
Well you know what happened, right? I’m starting to get a boner from this hot but bitchy looking corporate chick who’s handling my rod, and all this attention has got the cum in my balls boiling, right? And she’s looking admiringly at my perfect specimen of a male muscle of love, holding it in the palm of her hand and smiling for the camera, and meanwhile I’m totally DYING here from the ultimate case of blue balls, right?
Finally I couldn’t take it anymore . . . I gave myself the mental ‘okay’ and released a long strand of white hot jizz that shot straight out, went right past Bitch Lips face and splattered on the floor. Her eyes went wide, and she smiled like she’d just been crowned Miss Cum Queen of the Year, and meanwhile Nerd Nuts is saying, “Oh, hang on, let me get some pics of that,” and here I am absolutely DYING of sheer embarrassment and mortification. 
But hey – its in the name of National Security, right? Anything for my country, right?
Well this is how the whole thing ended up – a few days later they’re going to have the Big Ceremony over there in the Kingdom of Ragheadia, right? The two Federal Agents actually came by and picked me up, took me to some Federal intelligence building downtown so I could watch the thing on the jumbotron in their conference room. So we’re all in there and we’re watching them bring her out in this big room full of Persian carpets and a bunch of these uptight assholes with their rags on their heads – she’s in a burka now but I could recognize her eyes and she looks like she’s drugged up, these two helpers on either side have to hold her up.
I’m thinking what a great piece of ass she was and what a fucking shame she has to go through all this shit at the hands of these savages, but thankfully I’m still intact ‘down there’.
She does this kneeling and bowing and scraping deal and then she’s kneeling in front of this little ceremonial coffee table thing, and a pair of these big Arab dudes who look like harem eunuchs come out bearing this big silver tray with a dome over it, like here’ s the main course, right? They place the tray on the little table in front of her and lift the lid on it, and . . . and . . . A-A-A-N-D . . .

THE COCK IS UNCIRCUMSIZED ! ! !

Everybody in the room over there gasps and recoils in horror – like it’s bad enough she was whoring around, but it was with a total INFIDEL, right?
Everyone’s losing their minds over there – there’s wailing and gnashing of teeth, and Sheik Yer Bouti is gesturing and pointing fingers, and the women are doing that “Oooh-loo-loo-loo-loo!” thing they do over there, and there’s my hot babe . . . she reaches out, picks the thing up, PUTS IT IN HER MOUTH AND SLOWLY WRAPS HER LIPS AROUND IT
I’m looking over at Bitch Lips – she’s got this look of complete horror on her face – and then I’m looking at Nerd Nuts and his eyes are all agog and I’m like, “HOW CAN YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK A THING LIKE THIS UP ? ! ? ! ? !”
That’s the Federal government for you – if there’s any possible way to fuck something up, they’ll find it and then they’ll double down and fuck it up in spades.
 Well they fucked this thing up, royal. All fucking hell breaks loose in the Middle East. Next thing you know the Hamas assholes are spilling across the border from Gaza and wreaking havoc in Israel. The Houthis in Yemen are slinging missiles at ships in the Red Sea, and launching them towards Israel, even. The Hezbollah are going nuts up in Lebanon. The Israelis are giving it back to the Hamas in Gaza and wiping out the Hezbollah in the Leb, while we’re slinging missiles back at the Houthis, and then the hammer really comes down and us and the Israelis are dropping bombs all over the Islamic Revolutionary Republic of Iran, putting them back in time a few decades. 
Now we’ve got three carrier strike forces over there, the Israelis are about to go totally medieval on the Iranians, and the Iranians are threatening to unleash unholy dirty nuke bomb hell on Tel Aviv and half of Western Europe . . . and it’s all because of the hottest piece of ass I ever got in my humble little miserable insignificant life . . .