I Asked My Boss to Wipe My Ass

A few days ago I farted at work and my Boss looked at me and then my pants from my ass felt wet and I realized I shit my pants.
It was so humiliating as my Boss looked at me and asked "Bob, did you shit your pants?"

I asked my Boss to accompany me to the restroom and he declined saying I'm a big man but then reluctantly my Boss says he'll come with me since i'm not a big man anymore for shitting my pants on the job.

Me and My Boss entered the Men's Restroom as I pulled my pants and underwear down and my Boss was shocked at how much shit had covered my ass cheeks and was dripping from my ass onto the restroom floor.

I asked my Boss if he can wipe my ass for me and he was shocked asking me "why would a grown ass man need to ask his boss to do what his mama should've done 30 Years Ago?"

My Boss looked at how much shit was all over my ass as he took a wad of toilet paper to wipe my ass.

My Boss took almost a roll and a half of toilet paper to wipe my ass but It felt nice to get the feels inside my buttcrack get a massage even though it was my Boss wiping my ass after I shit myself.

After about nearly 7 flushes, My Boss told me to dispose of my pants and for the rest of the day made me wear a diaper to work.

Everyone laughed at me calling me the shittiest employee literally. 

My Wife and Daughter now calls me Daddy Doo Doo Pants and i'm never going to live this one down.

I knew having Taco Bell for lunch that day was a bad idea. 
 

What straight man would do this for an “adult man” and why would he have an adult sized diaper? 

This sounds like the fantasy of a fifteen year old boy or someone with the maturity of a fifteen year old boy. Does your “wife” know you’re gay or bi?

I'm not Gay but you are

Thanks for proving my point about 15. You going to pull out rubber glue next? LOL

You’re the only one claiming you were turned on by a man rubbing your butt. Facts are that’s gay. You can step out of the closet and admit one truth.

If he's 15 then why do you care unless you're a fucking Pedophile in which you are.

I'm calling Chris Hansen on your Pedophile Creepy Ass

Calling Fake Story You're a Pedophile

Hunter, Bob, or whatever your sex daddies are calling you today,

I see “Smart Person” is your newest praise kink. It must be a result of all of your failed grades and not even graduating from junior high.

I’m so ashamed that you didn’t learn the potty training lesson to stop spewing poop from both your top and bottom buttholes. Your mom is ashamed you’re still in the closet and acting like the biggest homophobe. 

The priests are lying. Giving your body to them won’t grant you absolution. It’s time to grow up and abandon this road to hell, before we disown you.