Reply: My friends play a crazy prank on me, none of us knew it would end how it did…

It didn’t take long to realize my relationship with my child’s mom didn’t work out because she caught me a few times, or more…. Watching the whole Beautiful shemale, fools straight guys and stuff like that. I never opened up because I didn’t think I was suppose to think the sexual kind of things or be okay. I had already tried what most would say everything sexual a man and woman can do together, and right before we split up it was our last time fucking. I knew that and also knew every other woman I’ve been with likes “rougher sex” and I fucked her completley up as nicely as I could, I couldn’t focus at all right at the end because all I started thinking was I do enjoy sexual encounters with women, but I wanted to know what it was like for some reason…
FAST FORWARD, ALL THAT IS WHAT I KEPT TO MYSELF…
My ex tells everyone I knew and all her little fuckers she was friends with. A few weeks later, my birthdays coming up on the weekend… (Mind you I don’t have many friends or care too anymore.), my family made gay jokes and similar shit to me. They all knew Im sure, I don’t know how many times I forgot to erase browser history on computers or tablets.
It’s my birthday, early Friday night, my ex’s cousin messaged me and asked if would ride with to pick up some of his friends, or meet up or some shit. So I said yeah fuck it, wasn’t doing anything else.
Now mind you, He never made it a secret about his sexuality. My ex use to say yeah… he likes to dress up and shit sometimes, you’d be surprised how he can transform himself..
So anyway, he finally gets there and have my first thought on someone messing with me, just wait…
I was absolutely convinced there was no possible way that this was my ex’s cousin who “dresses up sometime” after a minute I finally got in and had some lame ass story.. he said he needed to run back to his house and finish “something.” So I was like whatever alright…
We got there and I waited out I’m the car for probably 8 minutes or so and he opens the front door and yells that he cant find his new camera and was asking for me to help find it… at this point I had the idea that we would both end up in the same room together and there would be a picture of me with a cross dresser, big whoop… here it is..
I was kind of right, I ended up in his big ass living room looking under his tables and shit when finally my ex’s cousin and his 3 other ridiculously beautiful cross dressers who could fool any damn person.
I’m sure they thought I would flip and be like alright you got me… it’s over…
All I could finally say was, if you can prove that you’re that good with makeup and the fake boobs and butt and all that, make me look just as good and I’ll go full out gay for the night. Ill save the longest part of this damn novel and just say, for me… it was literally impossible to not be turned on, I knew they were guys but I’ve never in my entire life got head like that from any girl ever… these insanely sexual sluts did what I asked, amd promised to keep teaching me even after that night. They were the most gentle, comfortable, and rough guys I ever met.
It only hurts for a second, those dudes fucked me more than I’ve even thought about doing to a girl. That’s part of my story.
It’s like a ongoing joke. People crack gay jokes and shit, and think I’m weirdly kidding when I reply with stuff like, I could suck your dick better than your girlfriend. The ones who freak out and say that’s fucked up, usually end up on my bed sucking my dick all because I make myself look like a 5’ even thick ass slut. Best birthday prank ever. Seriously..