Reply: Rather masturbate

I cannot wait to please myself. Husband leaves for work. I get the kids ready and they are off to school. Now I am getting myself off and fantasizing about different people I know or recently met. I get tired of the same ole same ole so I read dirty stories and watch a little porn as I tease my pussy and stay on the edge as long as time permits. My latest is the girl that delivered us pizza last Sunday. Her skimpy outfit told me she thinks men will be opening the door and then open their tip wallet even more. Never have I been turned on by a lady before, so you know where my mind is now. Her tongue is hitting all the right places. 

Same. I am a guy. Issue for me is most people I date are vanilla. I get bored quickly then I just prefer to masturbate. I wish I found someone freaky in the sheets but I don't get along with the freaks outside of the bedroom it seems.

Am I the only one who prefers to masturbate and treat myself to some great orgasms rather than useless sexual interactions with people I then need to avoid or entertain later on?